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Pardon me.

Kamala Harris lost because she and her fellow Democrats HATED the voters they needed to win.

Live by The Bro, Die by The Bro? Gaetz is drowned by Swamp he vowed to drain.

USC vs. Nebraska: it's about much more than football.

Don Lemon Squeeze Keeps Delivering.

Post-Trump-Partem: Politics in the Age of Irony.

Crotty Squeezes Lemon.

God Blessed America.

God Blessed America.

Goodbye, Kamala. We hardly knew ya. Your lifelong career of failing upwards ends now.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH: Why Democrats Must Stop Demonizing Trump Supporters and Embrace a Common Core of Common Sense.

Trump wins. America dodges a bullet.

Harris vs. Trump: Why the 'Moral Vote' Argument Falls Apart

Harris Chaos and Incompetence vs. Trump Triumphs: The Choice is Clear.

It all comes down to Pennsylvania.

Trump Trade: In or Out?

Crotty votes for first time in Nebraska.

Kamala Harris will be the next U.S. President. NeoCons smile.

Art, Censorship, and Religion in the Trump Era. With a cameo from our Taylor Swift correspondent!

Trump as Rorschach test

Give age its due: Trump has earned this.

Kamala Harris is a uniquely bad candidate. She can still win.

Cosmic Crotty Comet Sighting Near Chance Ridge.

Michael Moore Was Right in 2016—But Is He Wrong Now? My Open Letter to the Docu-tainment King.

Trump is closer than you think.

The STRATCOM of Railroad Infrastructure: The Harriman Dispatch Center!

Tim Walz: The Left's Absurd Caricature, America's punchline.

Chicago: that Toddlin' Town.

Trump is losing suburban women. Here's how he can win them back.

My Substack Summer

Democrats want Trump dead.

Red dot, blue dot.

Taylor Swift and I agree: vote, even if the candidates are awful.

Crotty for President: my inaugural townhall, featuring Rainbow Brother Duncan Sylvester of Marin County, USA!

The Cheetah and The Cop: Lessons Learned.

The Deeper State: Subscribe to The Crotty Farm Report for Unfiltered Insight, Essential Intelligence, and Wisdom.

Election Tsunami Ahead: How Crotty Holdings Could Sink or Swim as Markets Brace for Impact.

The Deeper State: Subscribe to The Crotty Farm Report for Unfiltered Insight and Essential Intelligence.

Should JD Vance just come out already?

Learning to fly.

Crotty market update: The S&P 500 surged through August, but will a double-top spell double-trouble come fall?

There is only one Democratic ticket in this race. And it's not who you think.

What I did Midsommar.

CNN interview with Kamala and her comfort chaperone: a Crotty quick-take.

Biden's Web of Lies: How America's Most Corrupt Politician Built an Empire of Deception and Outmaneuvered Everyone, Until Kamala.

Blink Twice: a Crotty quick-take.

The Kamala Cover-Up: Prepping America for its first Cosplay President.

Crotty in Camarillo: Cornhusker meets California.

The Kamala Conundrum: America's Great Pretender has Turned Failing Upward into a Path to the Presidency. Only Women can Fix This.

Harris hides. Media comply.

Elon Musk Delivers Again: L.A. Tesla Supercharger Station Brings Retro Drive-In Experience to Life.

Is Trump trying to lose?

Frogtown, baby.

The Family of Outsiders.

Harris picks Walz: strategic genius or fatal misstep?

2024 election bombshell: Emhoff affair rocks Harris campaign.

What does it mean to be a radical free-thinker today?

Wake up, Republicans! You underestimate Kamala Harris at your peril.

The Kamala Cover-Up: What Media and Big Tech Won't Tell You.

Does the Coronation of Queen Kamala solve Democrats' key electoral problem?

Joe Biden, thank you for your service.

Why Trump chose Vance: Part Two

Why Trump picked JD Vance for Vice President: Part One

Failed assassination of Trump: quick thoughts a day after.

Assassination attempt on Trump: my first reaction.

Who lost in the Biden cognition cover-up? Not Joe Biden!

Invite your friends to read Crotty Farm Report

Join my new subscriber chat

Facing Biden’s Decline: Why Sticking with Him Might Be Democrats' Best Bet for 2024.

King of the fireflies!

Beyond Biden: Democrats must go big and bold to defeat bogeyman Trump. A two-woman ticket might do that.

Oh Sonia, oh humanity! Democrats should be counting their lucky stars for expansive SCOTUS ruling on presidential immunity.

Just keep ridin' with Biden?

Democrats at a crossroads: what's their next move?

Should we take the keys away from dad?

What a horrifying, shameful, and embarrassing night for America.

Hours before the CNN presidential cage match, is it still about the economy, stupid?

Upstairs, downstairs: Crotty reports from the epicenter of Nebraska political power.

Joe is staggeringly unfit to serve, yet Disinformation Democrats gaslight anyone who says so.

I stumble into a posse of storm chasers in the Nebraska Sand Hills.

Is Trump Hitler?

I am neither Republican nor Trumper. I am an independent. If only more journalists were.

Memorial Park, Santa Monica: the epicenter of Los Angeles pickleball.

The worst day for America in twenty years.

With Carolyn Crotty, star of Singularities, at the Hollywood rezzy.

Demolition and renovation: a Monk Space update.

Pirates's Cove, Needles, California: the second greatest place on earth.

When in Flagstaff, be sure to stay at Little America!

Civil War: it's not what you think.

The Carny in Kearney

Waco, Nebraska! First stop on the Spring Western Channel Check.

Democrats, like the Denver Nuggets, do what it takes to win.

I got booted from Facebook. I ended up on Skid Row.

Omaha's Grand Central Park

Trump as Rorschach test

The highlight of the 2024 Berkshire Hathaway Shareholders Meeting was the tribute to Charlie Munger.

The 12 dollar carrot (dog): Crotty goes deep into the M's Pub menu to find unexplored culinary treasures.

Hugs for thugs: Democratic mayors are at war with reality.

Omaha tornado watch. Here's what my neighborhood looks and sounds like right now.

State of the race.

Crotty goes off on Democratic and media hypocrisy regarding Biden crime family.

Sometimes a buggy: the cowboy herald in Mulholland Drive still speaks to us today.

CFR Pod: Looting and Liberalism Revisited

Join me on Notes

Mulholland Drive: what's going on, why it's a classic.

Crotty weighs in on David Weiss, The English Beat, and The Black Keys, all from beautiful Lake Manawa.

Apple has run afoul of The Regime. Its crime? Being too successful.

Nebraska and Creighton in the Elite 8 is not some Loess Hills meth dream. It could happen.

In a fiery stump speech masquerading as a State of the Union, Joe Biden won back his party, but might have lost America.

Joe Biden has 99 problems, but Trump ain't one.

When justice is weaponized, America ceases to be America.

The Biden Administration is in free-fall. Will Republicans pounce? Can they?

The Promised Land is a promising but ultimately unsatisfying portrait of 18th century hierarchies.

You can make good money in the stock market. Here's how I did it.

The most dangerous deep state plot since Colin Powell lied to the UN about Saddam's WMDs.

Wonderland: a sweet, inviting, family-friendly film from Singapore.

The Animal Kingdom: Marlin Perkins this is not.

The Zone of Interest achieves something previously impossible to convey except in books: the banality of Nazi evil. This is Eichmann in Suburbia.

Prepping for Woke apocalypse: the violent Left is loaded for bear and ready for war.

2023 and Me

The Light Show Santa Monica

The Real Chaos Candidate.