Tim Walz: The Left's Absurd Caricature, America's punchline.
As Tuesday's Murder on the CBS Express exposed, riot-enabler Tim Walz isn't ready to be VP, let alone President. He's a deer in the headlights––lost, scared, unable to give coherent adult responses.
It's hilarious watching lefty elites fawn over and make excuses for Minnesota Governor Tim Walz––a loopy cross between Chris Farley, Vice Admiral James Stockdale, and Howard Dean—as they absurdly dub him a "real man." Unlike Walz, most bicoastal elites have never owned guns, coached high school football, or served in the National Guard, let alone spent significant time in Walz’s childhood home of Nebraska or adopted home of Minnesota. So, their caricatures of “real” and “man” can get absurd and fanciful.
Real men don't cower in fear of a racialist mob as their state's major city is burned to the ground by BLM arsonists, rioters, and thieves. Tim Walz did. Real men don't force law enforcement to stand down and become hospitalized from bottles, bricks, and Molotov cocktails thrown at them by left-wing terrorists. Tim Walz did. Real men don't tell cops to desert their police precinct and let anarchists have at it. Tim Walz did. Real men don’t endanger young girls by allowing boys to use girls’ bathrooms. Tim Walz did. Everyone who thinks the criminal drunk driver Tim Walz is a "real man" needs to watch The Fall of Minneapolis and get their minds right. See here:
Democrats are bleeding male voters because, in their quest to be sensitive to the nuances of gender and identity, they forget what real American men do best: protect, stoically provide, and hold the line against lassitude, barbarism, and incompetence. Tim Walz is a cartoonish confection of bicoastal media. He will perform as wackily in office as he has on the stump. God help all of us if he ever becomes president.
Walz garners no respect from our allies, elicits no fear from our enemies, and is pathologically incapable of admitting lies in his biography. Sorry, Governor. You were not in China during the 1989 Tiananmen Square protests. You did not receive an award from the Nebraska Chamber of Commerce. You did not serve in Iraq.
I get that your aw shucks, Hee Haw, “I’m a knucklehead” schtick entices some under-nuanced voters. Still, it’s inappropriate for the higher office you entertain, and it undercuts the Democratic lie that they are the party of smart people, especially when you get schooled by comparative political newbie J.D. Vance.
The last time the Democrats nominated a “historic” mixed-race figurehead, they paired him with another white goofball––the corrupt, frail dissembler Joseph Robinette Biden. It’s an old demagogic trick to make “The Chosen One” appear serious and credible by comparison. The last three and half years of fentanyl overdoses, Green New boondoggles, inflation, mass illegal immigration, murder, state-sponsored censorship, and a world at war are the undeniable result of Vice President Biden becoming President. Because Biden wore sunglasses and drove a Corvette, benighted liberal elites thought “The Big Guy” was “strong.” He was, in truth, just old, cranky, and clueless.
I pray voters don’t repeat that Biden blunder with the preposterously unqualified Timothy James Walz and his unvetted running mate Kamala Devi Harris, who, months into her campaign, has still not held a rigorous, unscripted, and interrogatory press conference. Then again, neither has Walz. Tuesday night, it showed.