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Should JD Vance just come out already?

The eyeliner, the bashing of single cat ladies, the bushy beard hiding underlying pain, it gets an old phat Philip Seymour Hoffman clone a-thinkin'. Not like there's anything wrong with it, that, cat.

Friends, this is the first in the Crotty Farm Report (CFR) TV series. In this month’s episodes, I answer questions from a random Gen Z questioner. Unlike Hillary at the CNN debate, I don’t know any of the questions in advance or have notes.

This one is on the house, but you must become a paid subscriber to view the rest. As you will see, Musk, Oliver, Stewart, Trump, and Tucker have nothing on “The Crotty Man.”

Trigger warning: For those properly formed in Conservative Jewish, Midwestern Catholic, or Southern Protestant values––the core of my current subscriber base––some of these videos might be a bit too edgy. I occasionally use foul language (my apologies, Aunt June), but they are all in good fun. Enjoy!

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