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June 2025

Throwback Saturday: Crotty bids farewell to 71 Irving Place for pimping it out on AirBnb.
It was good run at 71 Irving Place, smack in the heart of highly coveted Gramercy Park. The landlord finally uncovered the Crotty gambit and it was…
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What a great time to be an American!
The sun is shining down upon the sundry policies of the Trump Administration. But we should take care that we don't grow complacent and backslide into…
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Will he or won't he? The decision to bomb Iran's Fordo nuclear facility will shape the rest of Trump's presidency.
As six B-2 stealth bombers head towards Guam, perhaps carrying a lethal payload, the world awaits the most important decision of Trump's tenure.
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Karen Bass is a commie incompetent. She should resign now.
In one crisis after another, Karen Bass has failed the test of leadership. She should resign now.
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Crotty's report to shareholders on his 66th rotation around the sun.
Crotty delivers his annual report, June 14, Flag Day, DJT's birthday. It is accompanied by a 50 miniature toy gun salute. Read it and be glorified in…
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Kingsley Plantation: cultivating the strange paradox of slavery.
Slaver Zephaniah Kingsley married a slave. They had four kids. They all went into slavery. Go figure.
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Elon Musk should STFU.
Those who've worked in DC for years, as I have, know the difference between a spending and reconciliation bill. It's on Trump for not explaining this…
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Cuban rappers on the Jacksonville pier.
Whether it's the bevy of silent fisherman angling for whiting or bluefish or spontaneous Cuban rap, the Jax pier is worth the price of admission. Now if…
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May 2025

Crotty at Mar-a-Lago.
Standing close to the sea, but not on it, is Mar-a-Lago, President Trump's winter White House in Palm Beach, Florida. Of note, Strokey said Palm Springs…
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Crotty hits the Everglades!
The Everglades are a subtle quiet ecosystem. But lurking beneath the calm surface are ferocious alligators. I caught three in action. Two photos, one…
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Crotty goes to the border.
This Report comes with two videos. Watch both and enjoy The Wall, just a few blocks from Jacumba Hot Springs. The wall is ineffective, as I explain. But…
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