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I am James Marshall Crotty, founder of The Crotty Farm Report, cofounder of Monk, The Mobile Magazine, author of How to Talk American (Houghton Mifflin), Mad Monks on the Road (Simon & Schuster), The Mad Monks’ Guide to California (Macmillan), The Mad Monks’ Guide to New York City (Macmillan), and The USA Phrasebook (Lonely Planet), as well as producer/director of the documentary films Apryl Miller: Color and Soul, Crotty’s Kids, and Master Debaters.

Most recently, I was the Director of Communications and Senior Policy Advisor for Jeffrey Lane Fortenberry, Ranking Member of the House Appropriations Committee. Previously, I covered education for Forbes, politics for Huffington Post, and travel and culture for Playboy. To learn more about me, please visit www.jamescrotty.com.

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