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Taylor Swift and I agree: vote, even if the candidates are awful.

America's most beloved and influential celebrity, singer-songwriter Taylor Swift, and its least beloved and influential celebrity, moi, agree that we all must vote in the 2024 Presidential election.

You’ve seen the pitch from Jimmy “The Belly” Crotty above. Here’s Taylor’s (click on the requisite photo with cat):

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Unlike The Crotty, Ms. Swift publicly endorses a specific candidate while disingenuously calling upon everyone to register (even Trump voters, Tay?). She also indirectly peddles lies about Trump's actual positions on abortion, gay rights, and IVF.

Crotty’s only wish is for free speech, free assembly, free thought, and a nation free of the scourges of broken borders, rampant crime, and statist intrusions into our economy, private lives, and politics.

God Bless America!

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