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Throwback Saturday: Crotty bids farewell to 71 Irving Place for pimping it out on AirBnb.

It was good run at 71 Irving Place, smack in the heart of highly coveted Gramercy Park. The landlord finally uncovered the Crotty gambit and it was sayonara to the greatest bachelor pad in Gotham.

Here is the story, infused with Hegelian dialectic and “beautiful” singing by Crotty. Connie Connors did the packing. Production by the esteemed Michael Rosario, the legendary “Puerto Rican Man.”

Thank you to the inimitable Michael Kassner for granting me a port in the storm of Manhattan long past its cool date. My time was well spent. From the confines of my groovy Manhattan bachelor pad, I launched Crotty’s Kids, where I taught urban kids to become academic athletes through the power of speech and debate, and dated the great Apryl Miller, doyenne of color and style. Watch and enjoy.

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