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David Lynch: RIP.
No director before or since took his audience deeper into the mysteries of the human condition.
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The Trump Inauguration was infuriating, exhilarating, and surreal.
What it lacked in 2016's intimacy and connection, it made up for in major executive order triumphs.
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Is Trump Hitler?
Trump-Hitler comparisons are odious because Hitler has no comparison. They're anti-Semitic because they distract from the real anti-Semites who reside…
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Kamala Harris lost because she and her fellow Democrats HATED the voters they needed to win.
You can't win the presidency with politicos steeped in the confirmation bias of L.A. elites and NYC/DC media schmucks. Surprise!--voters know when you…
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Crotty Squeezes Lemon.
After nearly 3 million views on X, more on TikTok, here's my encounter with ex-CNN host Don Lemon in NYC's Washington Square Park. Follow my @Crotty X…
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God Blessed America.
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Kamala Harris is a uniquely bad candidate. She can still win.
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Goodbye, Kamala. We hardly knew ya. Your lifelong career of failing upwards ends now.
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Kamala Harris lost because she and her fellow Democrats HATED the voters they needed to win.
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Live by The Bro, Die by The Bro? Gaetz is drowned by Swamp he vowed to drain.
Tune out corrupt DC hypocrites faux-outraged by Matt Gaetz's dogged style and tawdry private peccadillos. Gone from power is a true DC reformer. Team…
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Omaha tornado watch. Here's what my neighborhood looks and sounds like right now.
For those who have never visited or lived in Omaha, the home of The Crotty Farm Report, the tornado is the one epic bit of nature with which we must…
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The 12 dollar carrot (dog): Crotty goes deep into the M's Pub menu to find unexplored culinary treasures.
As the 2024 Berkshire Hathaway Shareholders Weekend kicks off, Crotty takes a ragtag posse of investors to one of his favorite late-night haunts.
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Civil War: it's not what you think.
Cryptic, universal, and unlike media depictions of it as a Cassandra-like warning about a 2nd Trump term, Civil War is a road trip tour of atrocity porn…
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I stumble into a posse of storm chasers in the Nebraska Sand Hills.
Emblematic of a post-pandemic thirst for adventure, Americans are chasing extreme weather, though underneath all disaster tourism is a subconscious…
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Elon clears the field.
The alternative to Tesla's supercharging network, the government-backed CS charging port, will not be Android to Tesla’s Apple. It will be Betamax to…
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USC vs. Nebraska: it's about much more than football.
Last Saturday afternoon I visited L.A.'s historic Memorial Coliseum. It marked The Huskers' most recent close-game loss––to USC no less. But there was…
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Cosmic Crotty Comet Sighting Near Chance Ridge.
In the company of the Mighty Mighty JL, I caught a comet last seen 80,000 years ago by our pre-historic ancestors. It represents our direct connection…
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The Cheetah and The Cop: Lessons Learned.
When all-world receiver Tyreek "The Cheetah" Hill was racing to his NFL game, he didn't expect to be cop-blocked outside the stadium. But Hill's not a…
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